Hope These Make You Laugh

I found these ways to know you’re a redneck  on Tena’s blog and they  made me chuckle, so I thought I would share.

redneck

When I was younger, women did get dressed up to go shopping.  This ad leaves me wondering what constitutes not dressing up.  Don’t tell me.  I don’t think I want to know.

Here are some more ways to know you’re a redneck:

1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the
same tree.

2. You can entertain yourself for more than
15 minutes with a fly swatter.

3. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.

4. You burn your yard rather than mow it.

6. The Salvation Army declines your furniture.

7. You offer to give someone the shirt off your back
and they don’t want it.

8. You have the local taxidermist on speed dial.

9. You come back from the dump with more
than you took.

10. You keep flea and tick soap in the shower.

11. You have a rag for a gas cap.

12. Your house doesn’t have curtains,
but your truck does.

13. You consider your license plate personalized
because your father made it.

14. Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

15. You have a complete set of salad bowls and they
all say ‘Cool Whip’ on the side.

16. Your working TV sits on top of your
non-working TV.

17. You’ve used your ironing board as a buffet table.

18. A tornado hits your neighborhood and
does $100,000 worth of improvements.

19. You missed your 5th grade graduation because
you were on jury duty.

20. You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65.

Thanks, Tena! 🙂

Advertisements

1 Response to “Hope These Make You Laugh”


  1. 1 writeathome January 14, 2009 at 12:16 am

    Some of those are pretty funny, Becky. Thanks for sharing.


Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s





%d bloggers like this: